The Deanism Rhetorics

Rhymes with Vile Dandy-hands

Dean Robinson — Fri, 25 Nov 2011 11:22:22 +0000

In reality it is difficult to feel ‘surprised’ when you read of his most recent outburst because, in all honesty, Kyle has always been a bit of a fuckwit - some would even suggest more fitting language, but my Mum reads this. I don’t like him, I don’t listen to his radio shows and I [...]

Like a vice-grip on my brain

Dean Robinson — Sun, 11 Sep 2011 10:20:10 +0000

Doof-doof, like dance, trance, Aussie-white-boy-rap and Justin Bieber, is not music. It is noise, noise for the intellectually deficient.

Just give them a go

Dean Robinson — Sat, 20 Aug 2011 09:15:13 +0000

The legalisation of same sex marriages would have no impact on my life. And that is the exact point that I wish more people would understand. Before I continue, I present you a question, can you give me one *good* reason why same sex marriage should not be legal? Stop, think very, very carefully. Got your answer? Ok, good.

Thick as a plank

Dean Robinson — Sun, 15 May 2011 22:06:34 +0000

There are a ton of stupid 'crazes', you know things like white guys who think wearing a baseball cap sideways somehow makes them African-American, the Twilight "saga" that leads young girls into thinking vampires sparkle, or even 3D movies (god how I hate the emphasis on 3D movies in recent times). All of these pale in comparison to the latest 'craze'.

Fungi food

Dean Robinson — Fri, 21 Jan 2011 08:32:08 +0000

Today I ordered a pizza for lunch. It was a Chicken and Chorizo pizza and the menu mentioned that it also included onion, mushrooms, cheese and BBQ sauce. Mushrooms? Hmm, no worries I can deal with that, but I thought I'd ask if they could make it for me without the mushrooms - I don't like mushrooms, and it would be much easier than picking them all off later on.

Head Case

Dean Robinson — Mon, 03 Jan 2011 11:14:42 +0000

So I went shopping this morning, I was in search of a blu-ray player but that's irrelevant. While out I was "overtaken" on the footpath by a cyclist, she was wearing a helmet… or at least she was balancing one on her head. Now, to be fair she did appear to be a few sandwiches short of a picnic, so there wasn't necessarily a lot that the helmet needed to protect, but if you aren't going to wear the helmet properly why bother wearing it at all?

Happy Saturday

Dean Robinson — Sat, 01 Jan 2011 09:40:56 +0000

It's been a while coming, but shit, I've actually finished writing a post. By the time I get around to finishing the other half dozen that are sitting half written they'll all be out-of-date and irrelevant. Just like me. Anyway, I wrote one of these last year, not specifically a rant in the same sense as the rest of this blog, but a coverage of the year (well, some of it) that was. The good, the bad and the stupid. Ok, so the balance lies at the stupid end of the spectrum, but would you expect anything else?

Twilight Sucks

Dean Robinson — Sun, 29 Aug 2010 05:47:12 +0000

I'll confess upfront that I don't actually know a whole lot about Twilight. I have not read the books nor have I seen the movies. And I'm totally ok with that. Why? Because I'm not a 12-year-old girl with a lust for blood.

Public Service Announcement

Dean Robinson — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 07:39:37 +0000

To the heavily pregnant woman who was standing outside in the cold, connected to an IV drip, underneath the "no smoking sign" at the hospital bus stop, WHY THE FUCK WERE YOU SMOKING? And did you really have to take a big suck on your cigarette before kissing your small children good bye before they got on the bus with their father (well I assume he was the father) who also happened to be smoking.

Moving the Action Contract Forward

Dean Robinson — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 12:29:56 +0000

Sunday will be a day for celebration. No more having to listen to political leaders try and convince us that they are the least horrible of the two options. No more terrible political advertising (thankfully this has already ceased). No more action contracts. No more forward motion. But there's a more than reasonable chance that Australia will be fucked. Yes we will.